MEET DYLAN — THE “QUICK CALL?” VILLAIN

Dylan is responsible for approximately:87% of office suffering94% of unnecessary meetingsall emotional damage caused by Microsoft TeamsHis favourite sentence?“Hey 🙂 quick call?”There is NO SUCH THING as a quick call with Dylan.You join expecting: 2 minutes.Suddenly: 📊 presentation slides 📈 workflow discussions ☕ coffee break 😭 life coaching 🧍 existential crisisFORTY-SEVEN MINUTES LATER: you still don’t know why the call started.Somehow the “quick call” now includes:3 action itemsanother follow-up meetinga shared spreadsheetemotional instabilityCoworkers panic when Dylan’s Teams icon turns green.Candice once hid in the bathroom to avoid a “quick catch-up.”Honestly? We support her decision 😭