MEET GREG — THE MICROWAVE CRIMINAL

Every office has one villain.Ours microwaves fish.Greg enters the kitchen every lunch hour carrying: 🐟 tuna bake 🥚 boiled eggs 🥦 steamed broccoli 😐 absolutely no shameAt exactly 12:01pm: the smell arrives.Suddenly:windows openpeople evacuateCandice starts cryingTrevor checks the server room for electrical firesBianca once sprayed air freshener directly into the microwave.Greg remained calm.This man looked everyone dead in the eyes and said:“Smells fine to me.”SIR??? THE BUILDING IS COLLAPSING 😭HR has received:14 complaints3 emotional support requestsone anonymous death threat written in Outlook fontStill… Greg returns daily.Stronger than ever.