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MEET SAMANTHA — THE LOUD TYPIST

Written by janeechommie

MEET SAMANTHA — THE LOUD TYPISTEvery office has one person who types like they’re:hacking into the Pentagonpreventing nuclear warexposing government corruptionOurs is Samantha.Every morning the office falls silent…Then suddenly: ⌨️ CLACK CLACK CLACK ⌨️ ENTER ⌨️ VIOLENCE ⌨️ MORE VIOLENCEThis woman attacks her keyboard with: ✨ pure aggression ✨Coworkers have reported:anxietyjump scarestemporary hearing lossemotional instabilityTrevor from IT once opened a support ticket because he thought construction was happening upstairs.No Trevor. That’s just Samantha replying:“Thanks noted 👍”Entire office traumatised 😭The worst part?She types FAST.Like terrifyingly fast.You’ll watch her destroy a keyboard for 6 minutes straight……only to send:“Morning 😊”Psychotic behaviour honestly.

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