MEET BRENDA — THE OFFICE FBI GOSSIP AGENT

Brenda from reception knows EVERYTHING.And we mean EVERYTHING.Before HR even knows… Brenda already knows:who resignedwho cried in the bathroomwho got written upwho’s secretly datingwho stole Bianca’s yogurt in 2022You can whisper ONE sentence… inside a locked car… during load shedding…And somehow Brenda walks past later like:“Shame hey 😔”HOW??? HOW DOES SHE KNOW???Brenda doesn’t work in reception.Brenda works in: ✨ intelligence ✨This woman gathers information like:the CIAthe FBIyour aunt at a braaiLast week Gavin whispered:“Don’t tell anyone…”Brenda already posted it emotionally in her brain archives.Honestly the government should recruit her immediately 😭