Candice From Marketing Is Fighting For Her Life

Candice works in marketing.
Which means she spends most of her day:
resizing logos
fixing other people’s bad ideas
and pretending feedback emails don’t hurt personally
Candice survives entirely on:
anxiety
iced lattes
and Canva Premium
Nobody in the office understands what Candice actually does.
They just know: if something looks pretty… Candice suffered for it.
Every single day somebody says:
“Can we make it pop more?”
Candice hears this phrase in nightmares now.
The woman has endured:
73 logo revisions
last-minute campaigns
and Gavin discovering TikTok strategy
One time she received feedback reading:
“Can you make the design more luxury but also fun and minimalist?”
Candice stared at the wall for 14 minutes afterward.
Now despite her exhaustion… Candice is surprisingly dangerous.
Because marketing people remember EVERYTHING.
She knows:
who approved terrible ideas
who missed deadlines
and who suddenly says:
“Actually I preferred the first version.”
Cowards.
Candice also controls the office gossip economy accidentally.
Because everybody visits Marketing eventually.
And while pretending to discuss branding…
people confess things.
By lunchtime Candice usually knows:
who’s fighting
who’s interviewing elsewhere
and which manager cried in the parking lot
Still… she keeps going.
Mostly through caffeine. And trauma bonding.
Honestly the only reason Candice hasn’t resigned yet is because:
job hunting sounds exhausting
and Bianca would miss her too much.
Corporate friendship ❤️