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MEET DYLAN — THE “QUICK CALL?” VILLAINDylan is responsible for approximately:87% of office suffering94% of unnecessary meetingsall emotional damage caused by Microsoft TeamsHis favourite sentence?“Hey 🙂 quick call?”There is NO SUCH THING as a…
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MEET MICHELLE — THE REPLY ALL TERRORISTMichelle has one mission: destroy workplace peace.Every company email becomes: 📧 REPLY ALL 📧 REPLY ALL 📧 REPLY ALLSomeone sends:“Please see attached.”Michelle responds:“Thanks 😊”TO 483 EMPLOYEES.Entire…
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MEET GREG — THE MICROWAVE CRIMINALEvery office has one villain.Ours microwaves fish.Greg enters the kitchen every lunch hour carrying: 🐟 tuna bake 🥚 boiled eggs 🥦 steamed broccoli 😐 absolutely no shameAt exactly 12:01pm: the smell…
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MEET BRENDA — THE OFFICE FBI GOSSIP AGENTBrenda from reception knows EVERYTHING.And we mean EVERYTHING.Before HR even knows… Brenda already knows:who resignedwho cried in the bathroomwho got written upwho’s secretly datingwho stole Bianca’s yogurt in…
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MEET SAMANTHA — THE LOUD TYPISTMEET SAMANTHA — THE LOUD TYPISTEvery office has one person who types like they’re:hacking into the Pentagonpreventing nuclear warexposing government corruptionOurs is Samantha.Every morning the office falls…
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MEET JASON — THE FAKE BUSY WALKERJason has worked at the company for 4 years.Nobody knows what he does.Every morning at exactly 8:12am, Jason appears power-walking through the office carrying: 📄 random papers💻 an unplugged laptop☕ an empty…
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Gavin Thinks He’s A Visionary LeaderEvery office has a Gavin.You know the type.Slightly too energetic. Obsessed with “company culture.” Uses words like:“synergy.”Unironically.Gavin is the boss.Or more specifically: the kind of boss who…
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Candice From Marketing Is Fighting For Her LifeCandice works in marketing.Which means she spends most of her day:resizing logosfixing other people’s bad ideasand pretending feedback emails don’t hurt personallyCandice survives entirely on:anxietyiced…
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Kevin Thinks The Office Is A Fitness DocumentaryKevin joined the company six months ago.Since then… peace has become impossible.Kevin is what happens when gym culture becomes a personality.Every sentence Kevin says sounds like:a podcast clipa motivational…
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Bianca From Accounts Has Officially Had EnoughSome people are naturally calm.Bianca is not one of those people.Bianca works in Accounts. Which means she:knows everybody’s salary emotionallytrusts nobodyand treats office politics like investigative…
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