☕ Thursday. ⏰ 8:03 AM. The office coffee machine was already broken. Which, according to Trevor from IT, “set the tone for the entire week.” Trevor stood in the kitchen staring into the void while the…

Dylan is responsible for approximately:87% of office suffering94% of unnecessary meetingsall emotional damage caused by Microsoft TeamsHis favourite sentence?“Hey 🙂 quick call?”There is NO SUCH THING as a…

Michelle has one mission: destroy workplace peace.Every company email becomes: 📧 REPLY ALL 📧 REPLY ALL 📧 REPLY ALLSomeone sends:“Please see attached.”Michelle responds:“Thanks 😊”TO 483 EMPLOYEES.Entire…

Every office has one villain.Ours microwaves fish.Greg enters the kitchen every lunch hour carrying: 🐟 tuna bake 🥚 boiled eggs 🥦 steamed broccoli 😐 absolutely no shameAt exactly 12:01pm: the smell…

Brenda from reception knows EVERYTHING.And we mean EVERYTHING.Before HR even knows… Brenda already knows:who resignedwho cried in the bathroomwho got written upwho’s secretly datingwho stole Bianca’s yogurt in…

MEET SAMANTHA — THE LOUD TYPISTEvery office has one person who types like they’re:hacking into the Pentagonpreventing nuclear warexposing government corruptionOurs is Samantha.Every morning the office falls…

Jason has worked at the company for 4 years.Nobody knows what he does.Every morning at exactly 8:12am, Jason appears power-walking through the office carrying: 📄 random papers💻 an unplugged laptop☕ an empty…

Every office has a Gavin.You know the type.Slightly too energetic. Obsessed with “company culture.” Uses words like:“synergy.”Unironically.Gavin is the boss.Or more specifically: the kind of boss who…

Candice works in marketing.Which means she spends most of her day:resizing logosfixing other people’s bad ideasand pretending feedback emails don’t hurt personallyCandice survives entirely on:anxietyiced…